GRoK This!
Kermit sings "Hurt"
I think I'm scarred. I'll never think of Kermit the same way again.
Posted at 10:19PM Apr 02, 2007 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[1]
This should keep you amused for a while
This site is intended to give south park fans a chance to have some fun by making their own custom cartoon. The stage you will see at the top left of your screen is a flash program that will allow you to build and save your very own Custom south park!
Posted at 07:44PM Jun 13, 2006 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[0]
I'm starting to like youtube.com
Check out this monkey karate kid and his master.
Posted at 04:37AM Jun 09, 2006 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[0]
Secret Wars Re-Enactment Society
This video is toooo funny!
Posted at 05:00AM Jun 05, 2006 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[1]
How good are you with your mouse?
Try your hand at navigating your mouse through a maze without touching the walls.
Posted at 06:32PM Feb 15, 2006 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[0]
THIS IS FOR DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS
FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York State.
"RUN HILLARY RUN"
Democrats put it on the rear bumper.Republicans put it on the front bumper.
Posted at 06:59PM Feb 03, 2006 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[0]
Stick Fight Humor
And also these (Apparently, you pronounce "Xiao" as "Jo"):
The Adblock plugin for Firefox is almost too good. I had to disable the OBJ-TABS option in order to see Flash 8.0 movies.
Posted at 05:54AM Nov 04, 2005 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[0]
The Shining Redux - Movie Trailer
A post-production house organized a competition where assistant editors ?re-cut? trailers for famous movies to try and make them seem like different movies . . . . this is the one that won: The Shining.
Posted at 05:14PM Oct 17, 2005 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[0]
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
Posted at 06:40AM Aug 22, 2005 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[0]
Dear Red States...
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma, and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners), 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech, and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson, and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11, and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.
Sincerely,
Author prefers anonymity as an anabaptist in New California
Posted at 07:07AM Aug 08, 2005 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[0]
Fun for Friday
Store Wars. A bit political, but fun none-the-less.
Posted at 03:28PM Jun 24, 2005 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[0]
Darth Vader Blog
http://darthside.blogspot.com/
Posted at 11:46AM Jun 03, 2005 by Gary Kephart in Humor | Comments[0]